Desc: TITanic 2000: Vampire of the Titanic: Directed by John Paul Fedele. With Michael R. Thomas, Jacob Bogert, Suzanne Lenore, Tammy Parks. Deadly cargo has been stowed aboard the Titanic Double-D in the form of a beautiful and voluptuous lesbian vampire named Vladamina, but she's not there for the shuffleboard and all-night buffet.